July 13

Well folks, it happened. Hell has frozen over. Pigs have sprouted wings and are now somewhere over the Eastern seaboard. I have a facebook account. Yup, you've read correctly. No need to rub your eyes or splash water over your face. I have a facebook. You can all thank Mr. Sollinger. With 5 simple words, he convinced me. I've heard them all before, but for some ungodly reason, I listened this time. I was on the phone with him and he said, "Dude, you need a facebook." Done. Game over. Why? Why even start? So, if any of you want to befriend me, feel free to shoot me a line. As I type this right now, I don't have a profile picture yet. Haha. This will certainly be interesting to say the least.

Overall a good day. Stopped by Theo and Amanda's to grab my shirt (I left it last week) and chat for a little bit. I shot home to run some errands with the sister, which included getting a new lawn-chair, searching for a GPS, and getting a car wash. We got home, had a nice dinner, and checked out the Home Run Derby (well, I did). Brandon Inge hit as many bombs as I did. Prince Fielder is just a beast. Afterward on ESPN they aired a celebrity softball game with Pam playing left field. Haha. I was a bit surprised, so I had to watch a little bit.

And that was about it. My sister invited some friends over and everyone eventually ended up in my room playing the shock-timing game. Then...facebook. Why do I feel so dirty? Hahaha.

Hold on, there's a hole in my heart,

B